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My Bloody Valentine 2009

Released - 2009
Genre - Horror, Thriller, Mystery
Director - Patrick Lussier
Starring - Jensen Ackles, Jaime King, Kerr Smith, Betsy Rue, Tom Atkins

It is a bit of a mystery why they bothered to remake the terrible old slasher My Bloody Valentine. They have changed the story quite a bit but it is still about a homicidal miner with a gas mask and a pick axe. Ten years after the original massacre mine owner Tom returns home and the murders start again. His childhood sweetheart has married the local sheriff and they throw a few red herrings at you before revealing the predictable truth. This was made as a 3D movie for some reason so there are lots of pointy things flying out at the audience. The script is abysmal, the pacing is all wrong and this is almost as bad as the original film was.

Gore - some eye popping jaw flying gore but it is all done with obvious CG effects

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